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I don’t know whether those quotes are real but it is enjoyful to read them…
Disorder In The Court
This is Hillarious. The following, are all actual statements made in court…
Things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at [...]

MARRIAGE :)
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is [...]

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask!
5. [...]

Number One Idiot of 2007
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring [...]